Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
