im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it hurts more in the daytime
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
birth control should be required to get into college
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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