dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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