I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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