STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Panties = found
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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