So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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