Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"