After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Life is so much better after having sex.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?