dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms