I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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