It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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