yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument