I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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