Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.