CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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