What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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