My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize