I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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