I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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