You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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