I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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