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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.

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  I'm out of town so we should be golden.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.

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