i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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