I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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