DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
And then my night got REAL pukey
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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