I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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