she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?