you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.