He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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