Whod you bang
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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