only if we run a train.
done.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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