Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Are we still banned from the library?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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