Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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