I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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