Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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