so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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