Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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