She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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