My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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