I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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