considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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