Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i think i just lost a toe
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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