Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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