Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How does it feel to date your dad?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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