I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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