Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
