no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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