I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
