I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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