I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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