all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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