This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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