How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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