She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
there is glitter all over my balls
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