Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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