Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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