Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
someone owes me an orgasm
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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