I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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