the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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