Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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