I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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