These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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